Funny Stories |
Zack Swenson
remembers a boat stopping on Bull Creek during a Pre
Ordeal ceremony in the early 1950’s, apparently
attracted by the fires and Indians in costume on
both sides of the creek. When they decided to hang
around for a while and started talking and laughing
quite loudly, Zack (who was in costume) decided to
send a flaming arrow across the bow of their boat
and they quickly left the area. Also
in a Pre-Ordeal ceremony on Bull Creek in the later
part of the 1950’s, Tom Lyda’s part in the ceremony
was to shoot a flaming arrow out into Bull Creek.
Tom must have had a very strong bow that night and
instead of the flaming arrow landing in Bull Creek,
it headed straight for the Indians standing on the
rock on the far side of the creek and the Indians
had to “abandon ship” and jump into the water. Also
in a Pre-Ordeal ceremony in the later part of the
1950’s, Jerry Russell (in full costume) came across
Bull Creek in a canoe and had landed on the near
shore. As he stood up to get out of the canoe,
someone on the shore decided to pull the nose of the
canoe up a little further and Jerry lost his balance
and fell backward in the canoe and feathers flew
everywhere!! John Wittliff
remembers staying in the Director’s Lodge as a first
year Trainee in 1958 (before the staff sleeping area
was moved behind the new Trading Post). The
Director’s Lodge had military style metal bunk beds
and one of the older staff members liked to sleep on
an upper bed and had a habit of grabbing the exposed
ceiling joists to swing himself up into his bed
every night. One night while he was on his “night
off” in Austin, some enterprising souls decided to
unhook the metal links that formed a grid underneath
the mattress the entire length of his bed and when
he came in late that night (it was dark) and swung
up into bed as usual, he and the mattress both went
through the opening and came crashing down onto the
bottom bed. John
also remembers some “Latrine Humor” from 1966 when
he was Provisional Troop Scoutmaster. Inside the
Troop’s latrine on the underside of the roof there
were always large numbers of “granddaddy longlegs”
spiders hanging out. John observed some of the older
Scouts in his Provisional Troop waiting until a
young camper would enter the latrine, and then they
would toss a large rock on the roof of the latrine.
Needless to say, that big jolt on the roof would
cause a large number of spiders to fall down on that
young camper who would usually run out of the
latrine with their pants down around their ankles. John
also remembers stories of “cherry bombs” being
tossed down a latrine vent pipe while someone was
inside but never observed any of those incidents and
so has no direct information about the humiliation
from those incidents but you can image what the
consequences might be. John
also remembers an incident when he was Provisional
Troop Scoutmaster in 1966 about Jack Swenson’s bed
being hoisted up the flagpole in front of the
“A”Building (Log Cabin). I remember
seeing the bed on the flagpole late one night before
I went to bed (the Provisional Troop campsite was
only a few yards behind the Log Cabin and the Parade
Ground). I heard the next day that Jack had gone to
his tent in the Staff Area behind the Trading Post
that night, found his bed was missing and recruited
quite a few staff members to help him look for his
bed.
John Wittliff
November 25, 2014
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